Whoever delivers the wittiest comment below will win a hamper of our pork products cured without added nitrates, nitrites and phosphates. If you are really funny and I am feeling generous then I will include a bottle of one of my wines.
If you can’t figure out what the photo is about then I suggest you study porcine anatomy and learn about portable electric fences.
The competition will close on Friday the 6th of February. There is no limit to how many comments you would like to submit.

Angus
20 January 2026
The winner was Jeremy Liddle with “Getting down to the nuts and volts of the matter”. Thanks to all for participating.
16 responses
Farm life: where you dignity gets stuck in a wire
When life literally grabs you by the balls
1. Not what Angus meant when he said shockingly good ham
2. Watt doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
3. E-I-E-I-ouch
Proof that comfort has no pride.
Juggling balls the Zen way
Lekke dag vir Ballas Bak
Just resting my bits, boss.
Getting down to the nuts and volts of the matter
1: Proof that some risks are just nuts.
2: Talk about having skin in the game
3: This is why pigs don’t gamble
4: One bad move and it’s pork consequences 🤣
5: All balls, no backup plan
6: When the stakes are high… and hanging
“Goodness Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!”