Whoever delivers the wittiest comment below will win a hamper of our pork products cured without added nitrates, nitrites and phosphates. If you are really funny and I am feeling generous then I will include a bottle of one of my wines.
If you can’t figure out what the photo is about then I suggest you study porcine anatomy and learn about portable electric fences.
The competition will close on Friday the 6th of February. There is no limit to how many comments you would like to submit.

Angus
20 January 2026
The winner was Jeremy Liddle with “Getting down to the nuts and volts of the matter”. Thanks to all for participating.
16 responses
Shocking levels of relaxation — ethically raised, proudly displayed.
Ethically raised, proudly displayed.
Fast asleep and totally at ease — ethically raised, proudly displayed.
I sure hope that Babe will notice these “Prickly pears”!
Battery Low! Fast charging activated!
If Bodman could see me now! He would be shocked!
He put everything on the line
Free range eggs